1. The sense of awe over your own biology that accompanies birthing a human and (if you choose to) feeding it from your breast. you think to yourself, understanding that you are not at all the first woman to experience any of this motherhood stuff.
2. The heartwarming realization that you truly are a person capable of ~unconditional love~.
3. The sudden ability to identify with your parents more than you ever thought possible. you catch yourself wondering more than once.
4. The terrifying realization that the tiny little creature you adore so completely is utterly dependent on you. Yup, ! YOU are now responsible for the livelihood of another human being!!!
5. Which means——that you have to act responsibly pretty much always, even when you’re not in the mood to.
6. But you’re actually programmed for this shit! You’ve already developed a sixth sense—a barometer, essentially, for what baby wants and needs at all times, even from a distance.
7. That sixth sense is there, even when it seems to fail because your baby is wailing uncontrollably and you just can’t figure out since their diaper is clean and they’ve just been fed and they don’t appear to be in any immediate danger.
8. Chill as you once were, you walk around feeling hyper aware of all the horrible things that might happen to your little love nugget at any given moment.
9. No matter how hard you try, you just can’t quiet the soundtrack of what-ifs and worst case scenarios now playing on the back of your mind at all times, so you’ll have to find a way to live with it, you realize.
10. As if you don’t have enough to worry about already, what with the (sometimes welcome, sometimes overwhelming) burden of keeping a tiny, vulnerable creature alive minute to minute.
11. This person you’ve created is so full of needs, you now see. And while these needs might change over the years, their needs will exist. Like it or not, you’re a permanent employee of Parenthood, it seems!
12. But as scary as it is to care for such a needy little thing for all of eternity, you feel incredibly special to be specifically designed to do just that.
13. It’s an honor, in fact, to raise your own child—even on the days when the challenges of motherhood seem boundless and you feel totally ill-equipped to make it through the day, let alone continue on this journey.
14. Being a mom is your reality now. (As is peeing yourself a little whenever you laugh, cough, or sneeze.)
15. But you can handle it!!! As long as you don’t have to wash your hair all that often, a task that consumes way too much energy and seems so much less necessary these days.
16. Same goes for matching your clothes.
17. Let alone your bra and underwear.
18. And, of course, doing your nails.
19. You’re now immensely grateful for “pockets” of time.
20. You’ve also learned to cherish small victories, like getting your baby down for a nap.
21. Which opens the door to this stumper of a riddle: Whether to use baby’s nap to get a little sleep yourself, or to catch up on while answering some week old texts???
22. You don’t even bother hoping for one of those long stretches of sleep you once took for granted since you’ve officially relinquished your entire schedule to the tiny human you pushed out of your vagina.
23. Luckily, perpetual sleeplessness is somewhat offset by the hilarious realization that a poo- or pee- soaked diaper, both signs that baby’s digestive system is functioning properly, can be the source of sincere happiness and fulfillment.
24. There are hidden gems of delight peppered throughout this motherhood business, you remind yourself daily!!!
25. So what if there are a few unexpected hurdles along the way, like the longing you’re destined to feel for your pre-baby body whenever you encounter a photo of your pre-pregnancy self.
26. At least you’re so damn busy meeting baby’s needs that you’re destined to forget to eat a meal here and there, which should help you shed some of those stubborn baby weight pounds.
27. You can’t pine for your former bod forever, you tell yourself. But you pine for the time when multitasking meant managing multiple open tabs on your computer while chatting on the phone. Now, multitasking means cradling your baby and nursing while squatting ever so carefully over the toilet and wiping yourself somehow before grabbing a handful of nuts from the cupboard to munch on as you walk back to the couch, wondering all along how you’re going to find a minute to brush your teeth and clip that hangnail that’s been bugging you for the last several days.
28. You ask yourself repeatedly, as if you don’t already know the answer.
29. Basically, everything is more complicated than before—even the simple act of leaving the house to practice self-care, which now elicits paralyzing fear because you have to leave your child in someone else’s care.
30. On the other side of acute panic, however, is the crazy fierce joy you get to experience the second you return home to envelop your baby in your arms after time apart.
More From this publisher : HERE
If you like our content help us with a share… or two …
Also - I have some free stuff for you .......
Nr 1. In This FREE Report you can Discover:
Secrets to acquiring the freshest, hottest leads via YouTube In-Stream ads quickly and easily! Best secret tips for the most effective targeting for your ads! Totally legal, but little-known method for literally stealing traffic from your competitors! Get more traffic to your videos and landing pages without spending a fortune! And much more - all within this special FREE report!
Nr 2. Did you know you can Absolutely EXPLODE YOUR EMAIL LIST FOR FREE with UNTOUCHED offline sources?
Nr 3. The #1 secret to becoming an affiliate superstar - Earn your first $100 online – without a dime to invest.
If you’re still looking to “make it online – I have just the thing for you. It’s a video series that shows how to make your first $100 online – even if you don’t have a dime to invest. Yes – nothing. Free. Nada. Is this possible? You bet. It’s the most powerful system used by those “in the know”. Good things don’t have to be difficult. And they don’t only come to those who wait. Have A Look
Nr 4. Top 10 Email Marketing Mistakes. Which of these mistakes do you make?
Nr 5. You can learn about : The hottest social networking site that will send an unlimited stampede of traffic to your site - for FREE! How to quickly locate a swarm of hungry buyers using "information portals"! The fast and easy way to use simple images to siphon targeted traffic, on command! Learn how to get the most possible traffic from Instagram, and make sure that traffic converts! And much more ...
Nr 6. It’s no secret… Facebook is an incredible place to get tons of free, viral traffic. But… most people are going about it all wrong. How many of these mistakes are you making? Download the free report to find out.
Nr 7. Special free report . It's called "Operation Midas Touch" and you can download it here...
The report features a surefire method for generating at least $1000 per week online,without a website or product of your own!
Nr 8. Instagram is still one of the hottest ways to get a LOT of traffic fast. All by sharing images. Sounds easy enough, yeah? Well, yes and no. If you want to really start driving a lot of traffic and making sales using Instagram then you should download this report.
Nr 9. When it comes to creating a product online there are so many ways to approach it. Wouldn’t it be great to just get the meat of it all so you can get started faster? Well, the good news is, today you can download a guide called the Product Creation Formula Quickstart Guide. It’s as the title suggests - a Quickstart guide. You’ll get a list of action steps to take right away. Download your copy today !
Nr 10. Would you like to finally USE all of that dusty PLR you have sitting around on your harddrive? Or maybe find the resources for the best PLR available - at the best prices? What about how to use that PLR to make you money with just a few minutes of work. Well, you’re not going to want to miss this!
Nr 11. Buzzfeed’s top post has more than 21 million views. Think about that for a sec… ONE of their articles has had over 21 million people who have read it! And they have thousands of articles... what would you do with that kind of traffic? A friend of mine hacked their method and was able to use it to get 11,592 targeted new subscribers in 2 weeks on their very first attempt!
Nr 12. Push notifications are one of today's hottest trends in website traffic and conversions, and for good reason. Studies have shown that as many as 40% of people will opt-in for push notifications, which is about TEN TIMES the rate of people who opt-in for emails! That’s huge! Not only that, but they're also highly effective at pulling clicks, as well. Some studies have shown CTR at an average of around 40%, with highs of as much as 80%! Again, that’s huge!
Nr 13. Would you like to know how to get more money from the exact same number of website visitors you’re currently getting? Even if you’re website is getting as few as 1-2 visitors a day, this report will show you how to increase your profits using these few handy hacks.
Nr 14. People have now realised that it's not the size of the list which matters, it's the quality. ... and the only way to create a quality list is by launching your own products. Let it be $7 ebooks, $17 info products, $27 video training product or software's... all of these work. My good friend Kevin Fahey has is revealing how he's launched over 20 products in the past 4 years, many of them top sellers. Needless to say he's banked a handsome amount in this time.
Nr 15. Do you ever feel that the man you like or even love, just doesn't see you or desire you in way you want him to? Or... maybe you're able to get a man's attention though not the right kind of attention? Or... maybe you're still single because you wait and wait for men to approach you first? What you may not know is that the way we flirt will either attract the "wrong" man for us or the "right" man.
Nr 16. When it comes to getting sales and leads online, there is ONE thing that 95% of marketers use... it's called a LIST. My friend Jimmy just released a free book that explains WHY a list is important and how YOU can build your own list. It's available right here (and it won't cost you a penny)
Nr 17. If you have tried everything, and still aren't able to get your Ex back, then you need to pay attention.
Nr 18. What if I told you that you could make ANY woman WANT to do ANYTHING for you? Would you think I'm crazy? Well... what If I told you that you could also make her LOVE every minute of it and come back for more?
Nr 19. I have a special free plugin for you today. It's called "Covert Hover Mini"
This plugin will triple your blog traffic by compelling your visitors to share your images on social media. This is some really clever stuff and it works like a charm. After you grab your free plugin, don't forget to read the free bonus report as it will show exactly how and why this strategy works like crazy.
Nr 20. The days of being able to get away with a basic WP theme and a pic or two are gone, your site needs to look good. Even Google are looking for you to have engaging graphics on your site. But getting good quality graphics made for your site is a pain, AND it will cost you both time and money (if you outsource it). But I have a special free download for you today. A virtual treasure chest of over 21K profit pulling graphics you can start sing today to generate more traffic & sales!
Nr 21. 20 professional full HD background videos. These background videos are perfect for giving your videos that extra kick they need to stand out from the crowd Oh yeah they are in full 1080p HD too, I hope you'll enjoy them.
Nr 23. No doubt, you've seen all of the video launches lately! There is a reason for it... Video marketing is a GREAT way to make money, and with the recent creation tools making it super accessable for anyone to get started... It's no surprise that more people are making videos. However... there is a missing element to most video marketing products...
Nr 24. For the first time ever... You can get the straight scoop on how someone is selling over $1,000,000/year of t-shirts on Facebook!Use them .... and have fun !